My friends are weirdos & retards

First of all... Sorry... I don't believe in "best friend" thingy... =]
for me there's only friends and contacts and no besties... hahaha... well people do change... and besties can change too so i think they're not besties... they're only friends ... and friends come and go.. hahaha..

When u go to the next level of ur life.. like from school world to college world.. u'll find many friends and contacts.. of course some are still young and naive then called me they're besties.. but then again.. sorry i'm not! HAHAHAHHA... and when they knew that i just considered them as friends... they can't accepted it... [ hello? how closed minded are u? ] and then i felt that they're kinda excluded me for no reason sometimes... [well maybe it's just me]

So these are some of my friends:
1. MR.X [ Xsis banget logh!!! ]
- he considered himself as "anak gaol" i think
- Licker
- Copycat
- Too curious of other's business
-  he considered himself as thekindest and friendliest person
[proud of urself? need a crack in the head maybe.. -.- ]

Yeap Mr.X is always try to look nice in front of people.. he considered himself as a role model and has style... one day he told me that my styles are so cheap and suck.. [but lately he's kinda copying my style though tsk tsk tsk -.-]
so 1 day when we were chatting
me: "i love coconut island and mangosteen t-shirts"
him: "ewww they're so cheap and ugly"
and then couple weeks or months later he wore coconut island -.-" WTH
Mr.X always moody all the time like he's having a PMs or something.. well i sometimes really confused bout his gender.. tsk tsk...
Mr.X always diggin up dirt of other's life and then talk about it behind their backs... but sorry he's not gettin any of me HAHAHAHAHA... [GET A LIFE DUDE! MIND UR OWN BUSINESS!] and when i'm not tellin.. he's angry... and because of this he always sniffin aroung my dirt and gossipin bout me in the back [ u think i wouldn't notice? And this why i'm not tellin u any of my stories! HAHAHAHAA ]

he's trying so hard to be bad-boy type as he considered it cool i think... [anak mami ya anak mami aja kalee!]

2. Mrs.X
- Self righteous
- She considered herself as the main attraction
- hard headed
- Always "late" about something that already "happening" years ago
- Angry all the time
- always considered my opinions and saying are wrong


Yeap Mrs X always think that she's the right one and other people that disagree are wrong... always "late" and she just don't even ashamed of herself... and when i'm just saying some info or opinions about something or someone, without  any means of offending her, she always fired me back with harsh tone... like i was wrong and what's my problem with them or like i attacked her with harsh words... 
the question is What is Her problem with ME!? Have i did something wrong?!
is it me or she's just a delutional person?